Are You Listening, Kellogg?

In the wake of Michael Phelps's ridiculous bong fiasco (did anyone care when pictures surfaced of the Golden Butterface groping strippers and slamming booze? Just wonderin'...), Lil' Wayne spake an enormous truth in his pre-Grammy's interview with Katie Couric. When asked if his penchant for weed and prescription cough syrup made him a bad role model, Wayne cooly testified that "if you need an example for how to live, then you shouldn't have been born." Amen, amen, amen.

Fish in a Glass Tube

"FUCK YOU you fucking Puritans, I'm moving to Canada and come London, me and the other bong-tooting loonies are going to smoke you out of your pools."

For Shame

These new, cheap, hungry Duane Reade graphics are killing me softly. The original logo was perfectly great, bright, direct, like American Sportswear (or our beloved A&P). A plague . . .