Showing posts with label fictional providers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fictional providers. Show all posts

Dec 16, 2008

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I want this late (1932) Bonnard painting. It's at MoMA. Thanks.

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One more stop at Newel on 53rd street (if you please)--I want Inventory Number 036705, Russian Neoclassical mahogany side table with brass gallery over a frieze drawer and splayed legs joined by a fan parquetry inlaid stretcher. Без перевода.

Dec 14, 2008

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I want Inventory Number: 051785, French Art Deco black laquered sleigh back recamier with white satin upholstery and Inventory Number: 035746, Pair of French Art Deco gilt and cream carved swag and fringe design bracket console tables, both at Newel, 53rd street. Merci.

Dec 10, 2008

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I want this Fall 2007 J. Mendel dress with sable sleeves, to be worn with these.

Dec 9, 2008

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I want the Magna Carta.

Dec 7, 2008

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Daniel Edwards
Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston

I want to constantly be reminded of when shit started going sour...

Dec 5, 2008

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I want this Audobon print.

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I want this limited edition Gucci pocketbook from the "Tattoo Heart Collection" benefiting UNICEF. These are troubled times, and for the most part I disapprove of such branded foolery, but frankly, its hotness and Christmas spirit is catching. I've been sent into an NBA/NFL-wife costume frenzy.

Dec 3, 2008

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I want Catherine the Great's sleigh.

Dec 2, 2008

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I want this English tudor (imported to the Hudson River Valley).

Dec 1, 2008

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I want a coonhound.

Nov 30, 2008

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I want a recording studio.

Nov 29, 2008

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I'm not thrilled about Chanukah/Christmas. Despite what O'Henry would have you believe, Economic downturns bear pretty low-rent holidays (with a few exceptions . . . I have a feeling St. Paddy's will be grand in 2009). However, in an attempt to restore the warm Chanukah/Christmas feelings of prosperous yesteryear, I'll compile a wish list (of gifts I am most certainly not receiving, as I and everyone else is poor). Item the first—a pair of beaded buck and silk mid-19th century Russian moccasins.