Love In This Club

It's criminal to overlook the classics (however loud the noise about them). Bob Deniro as young Vito is simply the most nuanced hotness.

New Couple Alert!

Seeing these two together melts my cold black heart. I'll have to give Aubrey O'Day a big heaping pile of "downgrade!", but Tins is a much better choice of partner in flopping-about-town-being-otherworldly than Jenna Jameson ever could be. Best wishes girls, I know you'll be sickeningly happy together, and you'll definitely be getting a holiday card from me and Tops.