Amusement for Thursday

Obviously a parody, but early on makes some rather interesting points about skankiness in America.

Theater Games

Folk Art for Thursday

I cannot distill a single image from this gallery. You must view them ALL. And please, anyone more versed in Freudian thought than myself (that's you, PMC) let me know what you think. I'm strapped and baffled.

Verses

"Wedding Vows"
Heidi Montag

From the moment I met you
I knew I wanted to marry you.
I never knew love isested like this.
You have opened my eyes
and shown me a new world.
Every moment with you is magical and amazing.
You are truly my prince charming
& dream guy.
I love you with all my heart & soul
& promise to be the best wife to you
Every day for the rest of our lives.
I can't wait to see what life brings us.
Donnie & Clide
I will always be by your side...

"Wedding Vows"
Spencer Pratt

Heidi -
From the moment you came into my life
I knew my life would never be the same without you.
You are the light in my life
Like the Sun to the Earth!
Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person.
Being with you I feel complete.
I'm honored to even be able to call you my wife.
Your the most
Amazing
Loving
and caring thing...woman on this planet.
I will love you forever and always.

(Note: The above is a direct transcription. All typos and misspellings are those of the orignal authors)

New Couple Alert!

Seeing these two together melts my cold black heart. I'll have to give Aubrey O'Day a big heaping pile of "downgrade!", but Tins is a much better choice of partner in flopping-about-town-being-otherworldly than Jenna Jameson ever could be. Best wishes girls, I know you'll be sickeningly happy together, and you'll definitely be getting a holiday card from me and Tops.

Chinese Democracy

I See Your Black Irish and Raise You Two E's

I do believe an all-inclusive F.U.R.B. tour of Drama Island is in order. White eyeliner not included.



And before you ask, yes, people do line up to get into clubs on Staten Island. For hours.