Misty

While doing a little bit of Brit-Brit research, reviewing the 1999 Dave LaChapelle spread from Rolling Stone (you know, the one with the phone and the bed and the tricycle and the shorts that say "baby" on the butt), I came across Miss Aguilera's cover from the same year. I was shaken, not only by the yucky, yucky line, "Guess What Christina Wants," but by the ALARMING similarity between young Christy Aguilera and young Christy Meth-Genius, our all-time favorite Intervention subject/Lucite-shoe-wearer/raver/Arizonan. Beyond that heaviness, can you handle the eau de 1999? That unbuttoned denim mini?! Lawd.