Showing posts with label armageddon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label armageddon. Show all posts

Dec 13, 2008

Put a Ring On It

Las Huelgas Apocalypse, attributed to the monk Beatus of Liebana, completed in the year 1220 A.D. 

Forty-nine images of a tricyclic narrative survive. Here we have a standard, dare I say, "civilian" end-times image: Four Horsemen, four Evangelists, glorious Agnus Dei, and the ubiquitous beast crouching daintily behind our boy Saint John. But the colors, the treatment of space—these are anything but standard. Oh, of course someone has always thought to take the usually quasi-obsessive focus on backgrounds and middlegrounds away from the apocalyptic image. But something always remains. Something to remind us of the physical. 

But here we see nothing. Nothing but color, reflection, smudge, fire, moon, eternal damnation, eternal salvation, interplanetary tension . . . We feel through color and treatment of space a level of tension that has only before been achieved through use of the figure. Take all figurative elements out of this image and does it become something else? Does the feeling change? Does it lose any of its intensity or bravado? No. So what do we have? A giant leap towards abstraction, even a kind of abstract expressionism, in what some view as the most dead and uninspired chunk of history? A hidden genius? A guy who never got the hang of nature drawing? Who knows. Gotta love Spain!

Dec 4, 2008

Verses

"Wedding Vows"
Heidi Montag

From the moment I met you
I knew I wanted to marry you.
I never knew love isested like this.
You have opened my eyes
and shown me a new world.
Every moment with you is magical and amazing.
You are truly my prince charming
& dream guy.
I love you with all my heart & soul
& promise to be the best wife to you
Every day for the rest of our lives.
I can't wait to see what life brings us.
Donnie & Clide
I will always be by your side...

"Wedding Vows"
Spencer Pratt

Heidi -
From the moment you came into my life
I knew my life would never be the same without you.
You are the light in my life
Like the Sun to the Earth!
Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person.
Being with you I feel complete.
I'm honored to even be able to call you my wife.
Your the most
Amazing
Loving
and caring thing...woman on this planet.
I will love you forever and always.

(Note: The above is a direct transcription. All typos and misspellings are those of the orignal authors)

Fire Drill!

Cell Phone Numbers Go Public today.

REMINDER.... all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls.

.... YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS.

To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number.

HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS. It takes about 20 seconds.