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May 19, 2010

blood diamond


According to a Lorain Police Department report, an officer working the North Ridgeville High School prom was approached by school administrators who had received several complaints about the "highly intoxicated" Halter. When told of these complaints, Halter replied, "This is my fucking prom, this is bullshit."

Halter, her speech slurred, denied drinking alcohol and cursed out the school's principal and assistant principal. "You are fucking bitches, this is my prom, I'm not drunk," said Halter. After refusing to take a Breathalyzer test, Halter attempted to swing a chair at cops, and then began "smacking her forehead into the chair handle causing her nose to bleed."

While being handcuffed, Halter "began kicking, screaming, spitting and thrashing about." As she was walked out of DeLuca's catering hall, Halter--screaming obscenities--"let her legs go limp," so officers had to carry the teen to a patrol car. That is when Halter "cleared her throat and spit a bloody ball of spit" at Officer Kyle Gelenius, whose name tag was ripped from his uniform by Halter during the confrontation.

Seated in the back of the cruiser, Halter "continued to spit blood on the windows, the divider, and the roof," and kicked the vehicle's window. For her prom night meltdown, Halter was booked into the Lorain County jail and charged with assaulting a cop, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, and underage drinking.

Mar 11, 2010

birthdays march ?, 2010

Nina Hagen (55)
Anton Yelchin (21)
Thora Birch (28)
LeToya Luckett (29)
Joel & Benji Madden (31)
Eric the Midget (35)
Johnny Knoxville (39)
Terrence Howard (41)
Lisa Loeb (42)
John Barrowman (43)
Peter Berg (46)
Alex Kingston (47)
Elias Koteas (49)
Nina Hartley (51)
The Lady Chablis (53)
Joey Buttafuoco (54)
Bobby McFerrin (60)
Sam Donaldson (76)
Rupert Murdoch (79)

Mar 8, 2010

birthdays march ?, 2010

Chingy (30)
Nick Zano (32)
James Van Der Beek (33)
Freddie Prinze Jr. (34)
Boris Kodjoe (37)
Kathy Ireland (47)
Camryn Manheim (49)
Aidan Quinn (51)
Lester Holt (51)
Gary Numan (52)
Carole Bayer Sager (63)
Micky Dolenz (65)
Lynn Redgrave (67)

Jan 29, 2010

Okay Aquarius

I'm pretty slow and non-invested about the blogosphere. I like writing here, but I make no effort to promote (the shame of it!). And I don't read very many blogs consistently; beyond the links Ma and Pa send me and some of the usual (and awful) suspects, there is really only ever Michael K's Dlisted, playground for the English language. We're always stealing from him, or trying hard not to. Today I can't help it...a list of January 29th birthdays, like whoa:

Oprah Winfrey (56)
Athina Onassis (25)
Isabel Lucas (25)
Adam Lambert (28)
Jonny Lang (29)
Andrew Keegan (31)
Sara Gilbert (35)
Kelly Packard (35)
Heather Graham (40)
Edward Burns (42)
Greg Louganis (50)
Ann Jillian (60)
Tommy Ramone (61)
Tom Selleck (65)
Katharine Ross (70)
John Forsythe (92)

Feb 2, 2009

Folk Diptych for Monday


More Miraculous Birthdays!--February 2nd.

Farrah Fawcett (62)
Gucci Mane (29)
Shakira (32)
Marissa Jaret Winokour (36)
Dana International (37)
Jennifer Westfeldt (39)
Michael T. Weiss (47)
Christie Brinkley (55)
Duane 'Dog' Chapman (56)
Brent Spiner (60)
Ina Garten (60)
Barry Diller (67)
Elaine Stritch (84)
Liz Smith (86)