Pretentious Piece of Crap for Monday

There are people who you really want to punch in the face because, well, SOMEONE needs to— for their own good. Pharrell Williams has earned that honor, as over the past few years, he's overshadowed any actual talent he possesses with an overwhelming need to forcefully shove himself down our collective throats.

Williams' latest attempt to rule the world, Perspectives, can be seen in Paris at Galerie Emmanuel Perrotin. The "piece" itself is entitled "The Perspective Chair". He claims that he envisioned the chair as an object to give one the experience of "what it was like to be in love", to gift the viewer with the ability to look at the world from that perspective. Thank God for Pharrell Williams, because without sitting in a glorified cafeteria chair held up by some guy "loving" some girl from the back (possibly against a wall? dresser? countertop?), I would have absolutely NO IDEA what it's like to be in love.