Crime scene photo of a bloody phone found in Vince Shlomi's hotel room, following his rumble with a cannibalistic courtesan. The phone appears to be covered in a spattering of my mom's orange lipstick from the 80's rather than blood, but what do I know.
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shameful celebrity sex dreams? i'm off the hook for michael chiklis.
shout out to alpha
he got that blood from germany; they make good stuff there... and yes, America, I'd hit it...
And yes, Jessica Able, we all know about Michael Chiklis...
Oooooh. Somebody call the burrrn unit!
sorry...i misspelled something in the last one. alpha, i know y'all know about m.c...it's just that i fell out of my chair when i read the tag (somewhat like pillow fell out of a hammock once upon a time) because i thought it was a reference to one of pillow's s.c.s.d.'s...i mean, sham-wow has some serious brute energy, money to burn, and now with this florida hooker scandal...worthy s.c.s.d., except that he's pretty gay around the edges, which threw me off, until i remembered that it was a reference to you, not pilz...apologies. i was NOT intending to judge your choices. L.O.V.E.
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