Funny For Friday

"I had to give up scotch, because it turns me into a werewolf - and cigarettes too. I seem to like to kiss trouble on the forehead and then try to back away. I test my limits quite often. I guess that's what 22-year-olds do. But I'm fallible and human and I'm figuring it out."

Shia LaBeouf, doing what 22 year olds do, pretending to quit drinking.

Merry Birthday!!

It's (kind of) spring, which brings us two things: Able's birthday and a marked turn in television tastes. In the colder months I tend to watch a lot of period pieces, history channel documentaries, and smart comedies. As the weather warms my taste (like my mood) moves towards the carefree, the base, the downright tasteless. Many a spring day during the college years was spent lolling around town and parking it on Able's couch to watch Cops and Dog the Bounty Hunter. Anyway, here's to spring and here's to Able; I'm endlessly happy that you were born. No ice in paradise!

Folk Art For Thursday

Crime scene photo of a bloody phone found in Vince Shlomi's hotel room, following his rumble with a cannibalistic courtesan. The phone appears to be covered in a spattering of my mom's orange lipstick from the 80's rather than blood, but what do I know.

Facing History and Ourselves: Adina Howard.

She says it better than I ever could. Figured A&P could use some:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VANILLA ICE!!!!