Love in this Club

Plaxico Burress is a stone fox (despite the Ying Yang Twin hairdo on his chin) whose mother seems to have named him after some bitchin' 1960s plastics corporation. As he currently faces jail time and the certain end of his career for accidentally shooting himself in the leg with an illegal handgun up at the clurrrb, methinks he needs some love from our clurrrb.

Plaxico, baby, remember, illegal firearms are for crooks and cowards; you should have put a ring on it (and by that I mean, had your gat registered). xo