Fellowship

I'm ashamed to say it took me such a long minute (Pillow and Petrova were v. helpful) to grasp The Montag-Pratts' vision of love, their 'Book of Revelations,' their brilliant, interactive primer in what goes on in Hollywood (divorced from film), la verdad, the process of it all, a great, fluffy sham. Here, Heidi, girded, as ever, by Christ, describes—giddy, breathless—her mean pursuit of cosmetic surgery. People need to know (how Megan Fox happened).