Call the Police!!!

Hold the phone y'all---teenaged banshee, Taylor Momsen, she of the hackneyed haircut, invisible skirt, and moldy eye-makeup, she whose recent PageSix mentions bring out the ogre in all of us, she who is FIFTEEN YEARS OLD, appeared sans shirt (at the two minute mark--sorry it's incomplete and buried in a Nate hearts Jenny compilation) in last night's "Gossip Girl" alongside little Caitlin Cooper, and I, for one, was shocked. BOO Josh Schwartz. You, young sir, are part of the problem, not the solutuion