Oct 31, 2008

Inappropriate Halloween Costumes, Take 4


I found this one in the "occupational" category but I'm pretty sure it's overstock that got sent over from Thailand. The vinyl is a nice touch but ultimately does little to correct the fact that some child is running around there ringing on doorbells and looking like Pvt. Dancer.

Look, when I was 6 years old my mom dressed me up as a Crayola crayon and the year after that I wore some of my sister's Jane Fonda workout gear. Every year after that I wore an ensemble of shaving cream, eggs, and toilet paper. Classy, no, but at least you couldn't see the outline of my vagina. Just sayin', America.

1 comment:

Able said...

thai sex-worker, no doubt